You might be fat IF...

*Your favorite song is, "Bread of heaven, feed me till I want no more!"
*You look for the BIGGEST broken cracker at communion.
*When they sing, "When the roll is called up yonder I'll be there" you think they are actually referring to YOU as THE ROLL! (My brothers LOVE to sing this to me!!! [Rejects!!!] LOL)

(AND there will be MORE coming!!! Me and my brother sat for hours coming up with these back in the day when he was in the hospital getting chemo and we would be soooo BORED!!!) If you have any you can think of email me at